This is website of Michael V. Battista. Don't be fooled by other Michael Battista's out there on the Internet.
This is not the math professor or the graduate psychology student, not even the lawyer from Canada, far from it.
This is the awesome Michael Battista (no offense to you other Michael Battistas, but this one is guaranteed).
This is why he puts a V. in his name: to distinguish himself among those others, and because, unofficially, it stands for "very awesome".
This is the Michael Battista who makes a life out of what others may have called at one point "not having a life", spending much time in front of a computer monitor.
This is a formal welcome to the website.
This is how you can reach me: use one of the methods on top.
This is too much usage of the phrase "This is".